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Surprisingly, this was only the SECOND stupidest thing I saw on my drive home today:

I can only hope that a revenue agent, whoops, I mean cop pulled this dude over at some point and just handed him a hefty ticket for "being an unsafe asshole on the public way".

The DUMBEST thing I saw, I unfortunately couldn't snap a pic of in time, but involved somebody driving through like 10 of those construction saw horses the City and IDOT put up when they need to shift lanes of traffic over from their usual path. Y'know, these fuckin' things:

Some dude in a shitty pickup (shitty pickups being today's theme, apparently), decided that he wanted nothing to do with the ten or so of these lined up to move traffic over on Lawrence Ave.

So he plowed right the fuck through 'em.

Seriously, it's just a mess of shattered wood pieces all over Lawrence near Rockwell, or at least it was around 6:40pm Monday night. Fuck your construction site, fuck your worker's safety, fuck the tires and suspensions of other cars that are certainly going to drive through the ripped up lane and/or debris field this caused, because Johnny Silverado has to get to the Taco Bell and he ain't got time for no steerin'.

Jesus fuck but do I ever hate everybody.